Magic internet juice

September 26, 2026

To be fair, it's not really a secret, but also it's not something I've proselytized much. It's been 10 years since I first published Text Rewriter (for Chrome) and I still use it every day. In fact, it's more useful than ever before. The only way I can bear the slopfest coming from the Lying AIs these days is to apply my rewriter and crank the goofiness to the maximum.

This post is basically just a reminder that your browser is yours. You can do whatever you want to what appears on your screen. I don't see LinkedIn; it's LunaticIn. I don't work at a multi-cloud data company as a software engineer. I work at a multi-butt junk company as a crap monkey.

Do whatever you want! Go crazy! Turn feelings into vibes, things into poops, force to horse, Claude to Fraude!

Just be careful copy-pasting from rewritten pages to, oh, I don't know, your master's thesis.

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